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ah . . . the holidays . . . and i love the generic term- “the holidays” as opposed to the forced greeting of “merry christmas” whether or not an individual is christian– i believe it helps to put un-christian christians in their place– real christians would be to christian to care– again, ah . . . the holidays . . . thank god they’re over– well, almost– just one more day and there will be only a vague memory along with a hang-over for the drunks from the 31st—
i was reading a post on the psychotic patriot http://psychoticpatriot.blogspot.com/2005/12/dog-tapped-my-phone-excuse.html
and the following thoughts started running in my head—
i have never really given much thought to what people think of me or of my thoughts (quite frankly, i don’t give a flying fuck)– therefore, when i realized several years ago that walk-about telephone calls could be monitored by two way radios and scanners i personally wasn’t to concerned– the way i have always looked at it is if you don’t want someone to know that you have been screwing the neighbor’s dog, then for god’s sake don’t say it– cause god knows someone is always listening– and if they know that you’re doing that they may take fifi away for their own enjoyment–
my wife’s cousin has a police scanner that is always on (so she knows if everything is safe in the neighborhood) and if you go through the channels you can pick up quite a few portable phone conversations– this can be quite amusing and revealing– from drug purchases to extramarital relationships, you can hear it all– it really makes me wonder why people pay for cable and satellite tv and watch “reality” shows– hell, just get yourself a scanner and you got non-stop reality provided by the folks in your own neighborhood– hoo doggy!!! just imagine your surprise when you realize that the little old lady next door is working for a phone-sex company– next time you see her, give her a wink and a tickle–
okay, i’m rambling . . . but here’s the point– and this is kind of like computer spam– wait a second, the paranoia’s are kicking in– now, i’m not saying to do this– but . . . just imagine . . . if thousands of americans were to pick up the phone and dial a random iranian or syrian number, how many of these calls do you think would be listened to by the bush administration? what a perfect way to talk to george– what a perfect way to tell george and those listening what you personally think of him and his administration– forget e-mails– forget letters to the editor– forget blogs which no-one will ever see– that’s right, american citizens now have their own personal hotline to president george dubya bush–
sorry, i know that was kind of frantic– i’ll go take my stelazine—
oh, and if you would, tell george “john says hi”—